Truth Behind Your Halloween Creatures: Interview

Featuring
Wizards: Aymasis, Airraline and S.A.M
Vampire: Landon
Ghosts: Elizabeth and Matthew
Witch: Hallow


First up, the Wizards: Airraline, Aymasis and S.A.M
Aymasis: Spellcasters. We prefer the term: Spellcasters. Wizards is the older model.

Do Spellcasters wear cloaks?
S.A.M: Classic movie flaw. We wear regular clothes like mortals.
Airraline: But more stylish

Do wizards have a wand?
Aymasis: Spellcasters!
Airraline: What's a wand?
S.A.M: You know those pointy sticks
Airraline: PEOPLE STILL USE THAT?
Aymasis: No we do not use wands, the elders mostly use them seeing that was their era. We either use staffs or just hands.

Do you receive mail with animals?
S.A.M: What? No, what's wrong with you people? This isn't Harry Potter.
Aymasis: We get our own mail in a mailbox or collect it in class.
Airraline: But it would be so cool if I had an animal, and I'll name him Duckie!
S.A.M: Why?
Airraline: Cause it'd be duck, duh!

Do you duel with other wizards?
Aymasis: Spellcaters!
S.A.M: Yeah we do, but it's either to train, for school or for fun

Do you have special games?
Airraline: Musical Chairs!!
S.A.M: Yes we do have games, would we call it 'special'... no...

What's it like being a wizard
Aymasis: SPELLCASTERS!!
Airraline: It's so wicked awesome! Being able to cast spells! Going to SC Fair! Sleeping in a crampped room cause it's filled with books that we have to study or we won't pass and be shunned from the people we know and love!
S.A.M: People not this is not sarcasm, she's just overly excited about things and tend to see the bright side.
Aymasis: She's clueless and completely oblivious!


Next is our very own vampire, Landon
Landon: Sup

Landon, generally what's a Vampire?
Landon: Vampires are regular people with fangs that like to drink the blood of others.

Why do you drink blood?
Landon: Helps us with our imortality and strength. Plus, it taste good.

How do you get people to willfully let you suck their blood? Is there a process?
Landon: Well vampires usually have a charm about them that attract people. Then we get to know them so well that we get to their neck. If we're impatient, hypnotism.

How do you get your teeth so pointy?
Landon: I sharpen them with a file, what do you think?

Do you brush your teeth?
Landon: Well the blood stain has to come out somehow

What's with the upside down thing? Do you sleep that way? Does it make you stronger?
Landon: I prefer bed and no it does not. That's just stupid Hollywood brainwahing you, it doesn't do anything but make you dizzy.

What about garlic and the wooden stake?
Landon: Garlic does not burn us, it bothers us like most people. As for the wooden stake... Wouldn't you die if someone drove a wooden stake into your heart?

Can you turn into a bat
Landon: Hollywood sterotype. Vampires can not turn into bats.

Will you die if you come out in sunlight?
Landon: *sigh* No, I will not die. Vampires don't come out in the day because they're up all night. WE'RE NOCTURNAL FOR GOODNESS SAKE! No more questions! You're annoying me.


Thirdly, we have our ghosts: Elizabeth and Matthew
Elizabeth: Hi everybody!
Matthew: *smiles, waves*

How does one become a ghost
Elizabeth and Matthew: ...
Matthew: You die...

Do you haunt people
Matthew: Occasionally for kicks
Elizabeth: It's fun scaring people!

What's it like in the Ghost World?
Elizabeth: It's all dark and scary...
Matthew: Hence why ghost come to the real world. It has light and fresh air and you know... people who aren't dead!

Can you walk through walls?
Matthew: We prefer to float... but yeah.
Elizabeth: *walks through wall* Ta-da!
Matthew: How does she do it?

Do you have a goal in life?
Matthew: What life? We're dead!

Have you ever met Casper the friendliy ghost?
Matthew: You're running out of questions aren't you? Well there was a ghost named Casper... but it was an old man not a sheet... and he was not friendly...
Elizabeth: I know Casper! He's the floating bet sheet on T.V.

What are your friends like?
Matthew: The ones that are dead are well... dead and the ones alive are... alive

What's it like being dead at such a young age?
Matthew: It sucks


Lastly we have our witch: Hallow
Hallow: Hello!

Hallow? Why Hallow?
Hallow: I was born before and on Halloween hence the name Hallow.

So you're a witch... do something witchy (like an evil cackle)
Hallow: *cackles evilly, starts coughing* Water! Water!!

Do you ride on a broom?
Hallow: No, I walk. I will not trust broom to transport me back and forth.

Do you brew stuff?
Hallow: Yes... soup...

Do you melt in water?
Hallow: I bath in water every day. Ther has been no signs of burning, chaffing or melting

Are you a full fledge witch?
Hallow: Not really I'm mixed with Vampire. I'm actually Landon's sister.
Landon: Wha?

What do you do in your spare time? Something evil right?
Hallow: I paint sunsets, and still life like birds and cute rabbits.


Now you know all the hoaxs that was staged and all the sterotypes you thought of cleared up. Until next time...

Everyone: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!